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    Parachute dilemma

    An aeroplane was about to crash. There were four people on board but only three parachutes. The first said:

    "I am Wayne Rooney. Manchester United and my country need me. I can't die". He took one and jumped.

    The second one said: "I am Donald Trump, America's smartest president in history, I can't die". He took one and jumped.

    The third said to the fourth passenger, a young boy: "I am the Pope, but I don't have much longer to live. You can have the last parachute".

    The fourth said: "It's okay, Your Holiness. There's a parachute for both of us. That clever president took my school bag."

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    ...Damn! pretty much the same joke below from Basil. Sorry mate, didn't mean to duplicate it.

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