- IRISH DARE DEVILS
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Two Irishmen walk into a pet shop in Dingle, they walk over to the bird section and Gerry says to Paddy, 'Dat's dem.'
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> The owner comes over and asks if he can help them.
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> 'Yeah, we'll take four of dem dere little budgies in dat cage up dere,' says Gerry.
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> The owner puts the budgies in a cardboard box.
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> Paddy and Gerry pay for the birds, leave the shop and get into Gerry's truck to drive to the top of the Connor Pass.
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> At the Connor Pass, Gerry looks down at the 1000 foot drop and says, 'Dis looks like a grand place.'
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> He takes two birds out of the box, puts one on each shoulder and jumps off the cliff.
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> Paddy watches as the budgies fly off and Gerry falls all the way to the bottom, killing himself stone dead.
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> Looking down at the remains of his best pal, Paddy shakes his head and says, 'Booger dat. Dis budgie jumping is too bloody dangerous for me!'
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> THERE'S MORE...
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> Moment's later; Seamus arrives up at Connor Pass.
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> He's been to the pet shop too and walks up to the edge of the cliff carrying another cardboard box in one hand and a shotgun in the other.
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> 'Hi, Paddy, watch dis,' Seamus says.
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> He takes a parrot from the box and lets him fly free.
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> He then throws himself over the edge of the cliff with the gun.
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> Paddy watches as half way down, Seamus takes the gun and shoots the parrot.
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> Seamus continues to plummet down and down until he hits the bottom and breaks every bone in his body.
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> Paddy shakes his head and says, 'And I'm never trying dat parrotshooting either!'
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> IT IS NOT OVER YET...
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> Paddy is just getting over the shock of losing two friends when Sean appears.
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> He's also been to the pet shop and is carrying a cardboard box out of which he pulls a chicken.
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> Sean then takes the chicken by its legs and hurls himself off the cliff and disappears down and down until he hits a rock and breaks his spine.
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> Once more Paddy shakes his head.
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> 'Booger dat, lads. First dere was Gerry with his budgie jumping, den Seamus parrotshooting... And now Sean and his bloody hengliding!'