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    Armed response

    I thought all the armed police are up north but as i pulled on the drive tonight i found out otherwise. imagine my suprise when i was greeted by 9 armed coppers in full riot gear. 2 lads in cuffs face down in the road. since then they have been multiplying now we have at least 5 dogs, 20 police and a dozen vehicles surrounding our house. as i look out through the window i can see 2 armed coppers hiding behind the bush on my drive (not very well hidden.
    I wonder what is going on?

    Ezzy

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    Hope the gnomes are returned safely...

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    Are you hiding Raul Moat under the stairs?
    There is a place on this planet for all of God's creatures, right next to my tatties and gravy!!!

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    More importantly, did you offer a cuppa?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Gliballs View Post
    Are you hiding Raul Moat under the stairs?
    Maybe Ezzy is Raoul Moat? You saw it here first. JC

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    Quote Originally Posted by JC275 View Post
    Maybe Ezzy is Raoul Moat? You saw it here first. JC
    50/50 on the 10K?
    There is a place on this planet for all of God's creatures, right next to my tatties and gravy!!!

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    So are you going to finish this story or will i have to grow old before then??


    BTW they avent sent all armed response up there they have to keep atleast a third in the primary location incase something happens closer to home!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Gliballs View Post
    50/50 on the 10K?
    How about we take 4500 each and put 1000 aside to bung Ezzy a drink when he gets out in case he is innocent? JC

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