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    Frankie Boyle

    An English man walks into a bar in Glasgow and asks the barman for a "lager and lime" ? The Barman replies "sorry we don't do cocktails " !

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    An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar together.
    The bartender says.
    "Is this a joke?"

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    A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey.

    He orders a drink, and while he's drinking, the monkey jumps all over the place, eating everything behind the bar. The peanuts, the lemon slices, the bar of soap......

    Then the monkey jumps on to the pool table and swallows a billiard ball.

    The bartender screams at the guy, "Your monkey just ate the cue ball off my pool table -- whole!"

    "Sorry," replied the guy. "He eats everything in sight, the little b'stard. I'll pay for everything."

    The man finishes his drink, pays and leaves.

    Two weeks later, he's in the bar with his pet monkey, again. He orders a drink, and the monkey starts running around the bar. The monkey finds a maraschino cherry on the bar. He grabs it, sticks it up his backside, pulls it out and eats it.

    The bartender is disgusted. "Did you see what your monkey did now?" he asks.

    "Yeah," replies the guy. "He still eats everything in sight, but ever since he swallowed that cue ball, he measures it first."
    I never make the same mistake twice.

    I make it five or six times.

    Just to be sure.


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    Cracker,no idea of the punchline tlll the end

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