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    I've just found out I'm a millionaire. Holy cr*p

    Gotta love these things, they make me smile.
    Do they really think your that stupid?




    RICHARD & CO ASSOCIATES
    ATTORNEY AT LAW & SOLICITORS
    301 William Nicole Road Sandton.
    Johannesburg, Republic Of South Africa






    Motto: Your satisfaction is our priority
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    Motto: Your satisfaction is our priority
    Tel: +2 763 160 8826
    Fax: +2 786 566 6786
    Email: richardcullenesq@gmail.com
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    Dear Friend,

    It is with trust and sincerity that I approach you for assistance to transfer some funds into your bank account. Please do accept my apology if my mail infringes on your personal ethics. My name is Richard Cullen, a Private attorney based here in Johannesburg, Republic of South Africa. Honestly it will be my humble pleasure if we can work together.

    I would like you to act as the next of kin to my deceased client Mr. Glenn Warrington, an American citizen who made a deposit of $23,500,000.00 ($23.5 Million Dollars) with a Bank here in Johannesburg. He died in car accident on the 20th of November 2005 without any registered next of kin. Several efforts were made to find his extended family through your embassy without success.

    I have received official letter from the bank suggesting a likely proceeding for confiscation of the Fund in line with existing laws by the bank in which my client deposited the sum of $23.5 Million Dollars. According to the Government Law here, at the expiration of 10 years the fund will revert to the ownership of the South African Government, if nobody applies to claim the fund.

    My proposition to you is to present you to the bank as the Next of kin to my late client so that the bank will pay this $23.5 Million Dollars to you as his beneficiary so that we can share the amount on a mutually agreed percentage of 60% for me 40% for you.

    All legal documents to back up your claim will be provided by me. All I require is your honest cooperation to enable us see this transaction through. I will also guarantee you that this will be executed under a legitimate arrangement that will protect you from any breach of the law here or in your country.

    If you are interested in this transactions, Please do contact me so that I can give you comprehensive details on how to proceed. Your immediate response will be highly appreciated.

    Regards and God bless

    Advocate Richard Cullen
    Principal Attorney: Richard & Co Associates.
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    “Man surprised me most about humanity. Because he sacrifices his health in order to make money.Then he sacrifices money to recuperate his health. And then he is so anxious about the future that he does not enjoy the present; the result being that he does not live in the present or the future; he lives as if he is never going to die, and then dies having never really lived.”........Dalai Lama

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    Play along. See how far you can take it.

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    Get them to pay your airfare to Jo burg. Fit a hunting trip in around it. What would they say?????

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    Greedy. That's how they catch the marks. All the best cons offer something enough to cause the greed to triumph over commonsense. If you do get the money 'though I've a factory unit full of sky hooks. Ex Mod. Iraq War surplus. £199.00 a 100.

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    My 80 something father in law got swindled by these sorts of *******s, it's not those who are at the top of their game that get caught it's those that are on the decline.
    as soon as he responded to one, the floodgates opened, he couldnt believe his luck. It was only when he ran out of money and couldn't pay the bills or buy anything that we found out. Too late, all gone.

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    The road where this law firm is supposed to be is real, but there's no such firm. The language is such that it obviously isn't written by someone with much of an education at all, with phraseology, inappropriate plurals and simply dodgy swooning abundant. It strikes me that the percentage of people who actually are taken in by this sort of thing to begin with is pretty small, but nowadays, it must surely be infinitesimal. But I guess it doesn't take a lot to send out this email or one like it to thousands of people, and you only need one to take the bait....

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    What are you gonna spend it all on? How about a game reserve, where you get to hunt people like him?

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    It's real. I know it is cos I've recently come into money in a similar way, ( and it'll be hitting my bank account as soon as I've dealt with a few minor details) and I can't wait, this is going to be the best Christmas ever!

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    If its real teyhan,you will have loads of free time on your hands,so i will be the first to offer you my best in europe babysitting service for the sprog in the avatar on one condition that you pay my trade subs for the site www watchmybabyshake. com. the charge per hour is £30quid plus £10per cm for any erupting milk teeth,ps no charge for any feeds missed.
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    Quote Originally Posted by AN DU RU FOX View Post
    If its real teyhan,you will have loads of free time on your hands,so i will be the first to offer you my best in europe babysitting service for the sprog in the avatar on one condition that you pay my trade subs for the site www watchmybabyshake. com. the charge per hour is £30quid plus £10per cm for any erupting milk teeth,ps no charge for any feeds missed.

    What do you mean IF ITS REAL? Of course it is real.
    All I wanted was to share my joy at being the only person amongst billions that Richard Cullen chose.
    Damn you naysayers and hecklers.
    “Man surprised me most about humanity. Because he sacrifices his health in order to make money.Then he sacrifices money to recuperate his health. And then he is so anxious about the future that he does not enjoy the present; the result being that he does not live in the present or the future; he lives as if he is never going to die, and then dies having never really lived.”........Dalai Lama

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