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    Sainsburys you've got to laugh

    > Banned from Sainsbury's - Didn't like shopping there anyway
    > Yesterday I was at my local Sainsbury's buying a large bag of Winalot
    > dog food for my loyal pet and was in the checkout queue when a woman
    > behind me asked if I had a dog.
    > What did she think I had, an elephant? So, since I'm retired and have
    > little to do, on impulse I told her that
    > no, I didn't have a dog, I was starting the Winalot Diet again. I
    > added that I probably shouldn’t, because I
    > ended up in hospital last time, but I'd lost 2 stone before I woke up
    > in intensive care with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs
    > in both arms.
    > I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way
    > that it works is to load your pockets with Winalot nuggets and simply
    > eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally
    > complete so it works well and I was going to try it again.
    > (I have to mention here that practically everyone in queue was now
    > enthralled with my story.)
    > Horrified, she asked me if I ended up in intensive care because the
    > dog food poisoned me. I told her no, I stepped off the kerb to sniff
    > an Irish Setter's arse and a car hit me.
    > I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was
    > laughing so hard.
    > I'm now banned from Sainsbury's.
    > Better watch what you ask retired people.
    > They have all the time in the world to think of daft things to say.
    > Forward this (especially) to all your retired friends...... it will be
    > their laugh for the day.

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    love it , love it

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    the old ones are always the best

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