While he was driving along the M6 the other day,
(going a little faster than he should have been)
He passed under a bridge only to see a copper
on the other side with a radar gun laying in wait.

The copper pulled him over, walked up to the car,

and with that classic patronizing smirk, asked:

"Runway too short?"

To which He replied, "I'm late for work."

To which he asked, "What do you do?"

"I'm a rectum stretcher," He responded.

The copper was surprised and confused. "A what?

A rectum stretcher??

And just what does a rectum stretcher do?"

"Well," he said, "I start by inserting one finger,
then I work my way up to two fingers,
then three, then four, then with my whole hand in,
work side to side until I can get both hands in,
and then I slowly but surely stretch the hole,

until it's about 6 feet."

Then the copper asked questioningly and cautiously,

"And just what do you do with a six-foot arsehole?"

To which He politely replied, "You give him a radar gun
and park him behind a bridge..."

Speeding ticket: 105.00 and 3 points
Court costs: 45
Look on copper's face: Priceless apparentley.