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    Brain Teazer

    1 . How many animals of each species did Moses take into the Ark?

    2 . Some month have 31 days, some have 30, how many have 28 days?

    3 . Divide 30 by a half and add 10

    4 . If a doctor gave you 3 pills and told you to take one every half hour, how long would they last ?

    5 . How many sides are there in a circle?

    6 . Which country has a 4th of July?

    7 . A man built a rectangular house with each wall having a Southern exposure.One day a bear walked past, what colour was it?

    8 . If you were alone in a deserted house at night and there was a lamp, firewood a candle and only one match, which woud you light first?

    9 . How many birthdays does an average man have?

    10 . Why can't a man living in York be buried West of the river Trent?

    11 . How much soil to the nearest square cm would there be in a 2 cm by 2 cm by 4 cm hole?

    12 . Is it legal for a man to marry his widow's sister?
    There is a place on this planet for all of God's creatures, right next to my tatties and gravy!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Gliballs View Post
    1 . How many animals of each species did Moses take into the Ark?

    None it was Noah's Ark

    2 . Some month have 31 days, some have 30, how many have 28 days?

    all months have 28 days

    3 . Divide 30 by a half and add 10

    70

    4 . If a doctor gave you 3 pills and told you to take one every half hour, how long would they last ?

    1 hour

    5 . How many sides are there in a circle?

    2 Inside and outside

    6 . Which country has a 4th of July?

    All countrys

    7 . A man built a rectangular house with each wall having a Southern exposure.One day a bear walked past, what colour was it?

    White, all polar bears are white if all sides outh must be north pole

    8 . If you were alone in a deserted house at night and there was a lamp, firewood a candle and only one match, which woud you light first?

    If the house is deserted how can you be there??
    failing that light the match first

    9 . How many birthdays does an average man have?
    one

    10 . Why can't a man living in York be buried West of the river Trent?

    ??

    11 . How much soil to the nearest square cm would there be in a 2 cm by 2 cm by 4 cm hole?

    None it is a hole

    12 . Is it legal for a man to marry his widow's sister?
    If he has a widow he must be dead

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    and the rest?
    There is a place on this planet for all of God's creatures, right next to my tatties and gravy!!!

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    cant get 10 but then I am a scotsman!!

    Dave

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    the penny has just droped!! men living in York shouldn't be burried any where!!
    Dave

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    Quote Originally Posted by devilishdave View Post
    the penny has just droped!! men living in York shouldn't be burried any where!!
    Dave
    well done, quick too.

    took me half the night to get them
    There is a place on this planet for all of God's creatures, right next to my tatties and gravy!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by devilishdave View Post
    what do I win?

    Dave
    I have a half eaten apple and an empty yoghurt container?
    There is a place on this planet for all of God's creatures, right next to my tatties and gravy!!!

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    I am good; thanks though!!

    Dave

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