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  1. #1
    Grantoliver
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    Newspaper Ads

    Real Classified Ads:

    FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.
    8 years old. Hateful little *******. Bites!

    FREE PUPPIES:
    1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.

    FREE PUPPIES..
    Mother, AKC German Shepherd.
    Father, Super Dog...able to leap tall fences in a single bound.

    FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG.
    Looks like a rat . Been out a while.
    Better be a big reward.

    COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED.
    Also 1 gay bull for sale.

    NORDIC RUNNING TRACK
    300 Hardly used, call Chubby.


    JOINING NUDIST COLONY!
    Must sell washer and dryer 320.

    WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE ..
    Worn once by mistake . Call Stephanie.

    And the best one:

    FOR SALE BY OWNER:
    Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes. Excellent condition.
    $1,000 or best offer. No longer needed.
    Got married last month. Wife knows everything.

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    Best Wanted Add in a stalking mag I have seen was

    Wanted
    Woman who can cook and iron shirts, load ammunition,and carry rifle and drag deer.
    Please enclose photo of rifles and loading equiptment

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