A wife accomopanies her husband to a doctors appointment, as they are leaving the doctor takes the wife to one side and says 'your husband is suffering from severe stress, if you dont do as i say he will die. give him oral sex every morning, cook him 3 good meals a day, be pleasant at all times and dont nag him. if you do all this then he will make a full recovery in 2 years. when they are in the car on the way home the husband says, 'what did the doc say to you back there?
to which the wife replies.....





he said your gonna die.