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    A bloke notices a fit looking bird giving him the eye in the supermarket.
    'Do I know you? he asks', she says 'Actually I think you might be the father of one of my kids'
    The man thinks back to the only time he's been unfaithfull & says 'oh my god, are you the hooker that I f**ked over the pool table at my stag do while one of your mates spanked me with a peice of wet celery while shoving a massive cucumber up my arse?
    She stares at him for a moment then replies........

    'No, i'm your daughters teacher'
    Last edited by ezzy6.5; 03-08-2010 at 20:25. Reason: spelling

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    Absolutely brilliant that one

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