The Hoover.
A 31 year old lady has been sexually assaulted by a Hoover nozzle, police say although she is in intensive care, she is picking up nicely.

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Bow-legged Cowgirls
Q: Why do cowgirls walk bow-legged?
A: Because cowboys eat with their hats on.

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Banging and Banking
Sex is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest.

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Balls and Old Ladies.
What has 75 balls and screws old ladies? BINGO!

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Backstroke Dolly
What do you get when Dolly Parton does the backstroke? Islands In The Stream.

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Bird it Through the Grapevine
Have you heard about the man who did it with a parakeet?
He contracted chirpes and the worst thing? It was untweetable.
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Bra & Hat
What did the bra say to the hat? "You go on ahead, while I give these two a lift."

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Breadcrumbs in the Toilet
Why does the blonde throw breadcrumbs in the toilet every morning?
To feed the toilet duck!