The Hoover.
A 31 year old lady has been sexually assaulted by a Hoover nozzle, police say although she is in intensive care, she is picking up nicely.


Bow-legged Cowgirls
Q: Why do cowgirls walk bow-legged?
A: Because cowboys eat with their hats on.


Banging and Banking
Sex is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest.


Balls and Old Ladies.
What has 75 balls and screws old ladies? BINGO!


Backstroke Dolly
What do you get when Dolly Parton does the backstroke? Islands In The Stream.


Bird it Through the Grapevine
Have you heard about the man who did it with a parakeet?
He contracted chirpes and the worst thing? It was untweetable.

Bra & Hat
What did the bra say to the hat? "You go on ahead, while I give these two a lift."


Breadcrumbs in the Toilet
Why does the blonde throw breadcrumbs in the toilet every morning?
To feed the toilet duck!