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  1. #1
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    Jan 2010
    North Yorkshire

    Drinking wine

    To all my friends who enjoy a glass of wine...
    And even to those who don't and are always
    seen with a bottle of water in their hand.

    As Ben Franklin said:
    In wine there is wisdom,
    In beer there is freedom,
    In water there is bacteria.

    In a number of carefully controlled trials,
    Scientists have demonstrated that if we drink
    1 litre of water each day,
    At the end of the year we would have absorbed
    More than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. Coli) - bacteria
    Found in faeces.
    In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop..

    We do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer
    (or VODKA, rum, whiskey or other liquor)
    Because alcohol has to go through a purification process
    Of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

    Water = Poop,
    Wine = Health.

    Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid,
    Than to drink water and be full of *****.

    (There is no need to thank me for this valuable information:
    I'm doing it as a public service!)

  2. #2
    Cab-Sau,Shiraz,Merlot,...................... but only from Oz!
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  3. #3
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    Dec 2009
    Galloway south west scotland
    Another bit of info. Fish F**k in water!.

    Dry Powder.


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    If you combine 2 further schools of thought - 1. Survival of the fittest and 2. Alcohol kills brain cells, my brain cells must be on average getting smarter...
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