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    Deer Stalker

    Men are Honest - even if they have to lie:: Honorable MEN

    Must Read for Every Man and of course Woman (to understand man)
    If a lady is reading this article then I hope she has a sense of humour !

    "One day, while a deerstalker was walking besides a river his rifle slipped off his shoulder and fell in. When he cried out, the Lord appeared and asked, "Why are you crying?"

    The stalker replied that his rifle has fallen into the water, and he needed the rifle to shoot deer. The Lord went down into the water and reappeared with a Tikka rifle. "Is this your rifle?" the Lord asked.

    The stalker replied, "No."

    The Lord again went down and came up with a Remmington. "Is this your rifle?" the Lord asked.

    Again, the stalker replied, "No."

    The Lord went down again and came up with an shot out old BSA "Is this your rifle?" the Lord asked.

    The stalker replied, "Yes."

    The Lord was pleased with the man's honesty and gave him all three rifles to keep, and the stalker went home happy.

    Some time later the deerstalker was walking with his wife along the riverbank, and his wife fell into the river. When he cried out, the Lord again appeared and asked him, "Why are you crying?"

    "Oh Lord, my wife has fallen into the water!"

    The Lord went down into the water and came up with ANGELINA JOLIE ."Is this your wife?" the Lord asked..

    "Yes," cried the Deerstalker.

    The Lord was furious. "You lied! That is an untruth!"

    The Deerstalker replied, "Oh, forgive me, my Lord. It is a misunderstanding. You see, if I had said 'no' to Jolie, You would have come up with CAMERON DIAZ . Then if I said 'no' to her, you would have come up with my wife . Had I then said 'yes,' you would have given me all three. Lord, I am a poor man, and am not able to take care of all three wives, so THAT'S why I said yes to ANGELINA JOLIE ."

    The moral of this story is: Whenever a man lies, it is for a good and honorable reason, and for the benefit of others.

    That's our story, and we're sticking to it!

    "WE ARE HONOURABLE MEN!!!!!!"
    Last edited by Mannlicher_Stu; 15-08-2010 at 08:30.

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    How did he go from being a deerstalker to a woodcutter just because his wife fell in the river?

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    It must have been because he had a decent size chopper on him

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