On hearing her elderly grandad had died,
Katie went to her 98 year old grans house.
When she asked how he died gran replied
'He had a heart attack during sunday morning'
Katie was aghust at her two grandparents
risking their lives making love 'oh no' said
gran 'we do it to the church bells.
Nice and slow 'in on the ding and out on the
dong' she paused to wipe away a tear.
'He'd still be alive if the fu**ing ice cream van
hadn't came along'