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    Job vacancy !!

    An old blind guy goes for a job in the woodyard

    saying he can identify wood by smell,

    the foreman puts him to the test!

    The old chap sniff's! It's beech he reply's

    correct says the foreman

    the old chap sniff's again! It's oak he reply's

    correct says the foreman

    they the try to catch him out

    by getting the secetary to strip naked and lie up on the table

    the old chap sniff's again!

    He then ask's for the wood to be turn'd over

    the old chap sniff's again!

    He pause's

    and reply's

    you can't kid me

    It's an old sh*thoose door aff a fishing boat
    Last edited by Uncle Buck; 02-09-2010 at 08:42.

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