I am perplexed that so many of my friends are against a mosque being > built near Ground Zero. I think it should be the goal of every American
> to be tolerant. The mosque should be allowed, in an effort to promote > tolerance.
> That is why I also propose, that two gay nightclubs be opened next door > to the mosque thereby promoting tolerance within the mosque. We
> could call the clubs "The Turban Cowboy" and "You Mecca Me So Hot".
> Next door should be a butcher shop that specializes in pork and have an > open barbeque with spare ribs as its daily special. Across the street
> a very daring lingerie store called "Victoria Keeps Nothing Secret" with > sexy mannequins in the window modeling the goods.
> Next door to the lingerie shop, there would be room for an Adult Toy Shop > (Koranal Knowledge?), its name in flashing neon lights, and on the
> other side a liquor store, maybe call it "Morehammered"? ....... I hope this won't upset anyone who lost someone at ground zero.