Paddy still has a VCR.
after much searching he finally finds a shop that sell porn on VHS. he makes his choice and rushes straight home and put's it straight on.

However, the screen is fuzzy and he cant get a picture. Pissed off he phones the shop to complain.

The man at the store say's 'i'm sorry sir, we have been having some trouble with some of our videos, may i ask what is the title of the movie that you purchased?'

Paddy replies 'Head cleaner'