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    RIP Bernard Mathews

    Bernard Mathews died today aged 80.
    The funeral will be held next week at a Norfolk crematarium, 11am, gasmark 6 for 3 hours.
    Below is a link to my website.
    Quad sticks

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    I don't think it's fair to say that everything Bernard Mathews has ever produced tastes like ****.

    I was eating his grandaughter's ***** out last night and it tasted ****ing bootiful.
    There is a place on this planet for all of God's creatures, right next to my tatties and gravy!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by limulus View Post
    Bernard Mathews died today aged 80.
    The funeral will be held next week at a Norfolk crematarium, 11am, gasmark 6 for 3 hours.
    Roast in peace
    I feel sorry for him he once said he would give anything for a quick gobble.

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    Anyone else think it fitting that he died on Thanksgiving day? the biggest turky day apart from xmas?

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    Bernard Matthew's family are said to devastated after reading the will.

    He only left a poultry amount

    And following his death I heard the police havent ruled out fowl play

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    We were told he was being kept in the freezer until christmas and then cremated christmas morning, his family said its what he would have wanted.

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