a farmer wants a divorce goes to see a lawer.
farmer says "oi wants to get wan of them dayvorces"
lawyer..."do you hav grounds"
farmer..."yes.i got me 40acres"
lawyer..."no you dont understand.do u have a suit?
farmer..."yes oi wears it to church on sundays
lawyer..."no i mean do u have a grudge?
farmer..."yes thats where i park the tractor"
lawyer..."does ur wife beat you up?
farmer,,,"no we both get up at 5.30
layer gets annoyed &tries one last question.."is your wife a nagger?
no she is white. but the babys a nagger. thats why i want a ****ing dayvorce!!