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    Heather Mills

    Heather Mills mum and dad have bought her a new leg for XMAS.!! ''''
    it's not her main present it's only a stocking filler !!!!

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    Aw you are awful, but I like ya

    Have a good crimbo Dave



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    a few years ago paul mcartney got her a plane for christmas......................................... .....................and a ladyshave for the other one

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    Filled this place with laughter!
    (The Unspeakable In Pursuit Of The Uneatable.) " If I can help, I will help!." Former S.A.C.S. member!

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    We sat beside a silver stream, my heart was all a quiver.
    I let my hand slide up her thigh,,,,
    and her leg fell in the river!

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    I heard she had a fear of woodworm and carries a can of cuprinol in her make up bag

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    It's a very sad world we live in when Sir Paul McCartney divorces his wife and all anyone seems to want to do is make jokes about her false leg. Personally, I think it's prosthetic.
    Below is a link to my website.
    Quad sticks

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    After his break up with Heather, Paul was asked if he would ever consider going down on one knee again. Paul said he would prefer it if we called her Heather.
    Below is a link to my website.
    Quad sticks

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    we were sat apon the river bank , she was all aquiver . i undid her suspender belt , and her leg fell in the river ...........

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    I had a feeling someone would go out on a limb with this!

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