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    Wink Pig Farm

    Right guys a little off topic but hopefully entertaining all the same.

    I'm not sure if I've mentioned this on here before but I own a small free range pig farm. Now up untill now its been a bit of a hobby and I've not needed to have a name for said business. However I have been asked to supply a whole pig for a hog roast on new years eve to a company that require an invoice.
    Now the fun bit, I need a name for the farm? I would like something witty but not too stupid.
    I already have:
    Harry's Trotters ( named after my newborn son who is proving to be a bit of a pig himself!!!)
    The Hog Father,
    Pig Out,
    Thats where my creativity ran out so its over to you guys



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    Free range is a good selling point, Free range porkers or something to emphasize free range

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    Quote Originally Posted by Range Master View Post
    Free range is a good selling point, Free range porkers or something to emphasize free range
    Pigs in Space
    Pig on a stick.

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    Distinguished Member tartinjock's Avatar
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    Nairn, Inverness-shire
    "Trotters independant Traders", everyone has heard of them...

    "Happy as a pig on a stick"

    "Trotters with Snout"
    Position and hold must be firm enough to support the firearm
    The firearm must point naturally at the target without any undue physical effort
    Sight alignment (aiming) must be correct
    The shot must be released and followed through without disturbing the position

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    Hog More
    Snout About
    Big Pig Shindig
    Trotters inc
    Grunt Munch
    Squeal Appeal
    More Boar
    Hog Works
    Field Pork,The Natural way !
    Hog Nosh
    Sow Now

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    Go the whole hog?
    "It's halfway down the hill, directly below that tree next to a rock that looks like a bell-end"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Monkey Spanker View Post
    Swine & Dine?
    Ha ha, good one!

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    For New Year's Eve? How about...

    Hog man? Aye!
    /l\ Y gwir yn erbyn y byd /l\

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