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Thread: I think my wife is cheating on me.

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    I think my wife is cheating on me.

    I've never talked about this before, but I really need the boards advice on what could be a crucial decision. I’ve suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me.

    The usual signs… Phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up.
    My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, “Just some friends from work, you don’t know them.”

    I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always walks down the drive. Although I can hear a car driving off, as if she has gotten out of the car round the corner. Why? Maybe she wasn’t in a taxi?

    I once picked her mobile phone up just to see what time it was and she went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her.

    Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife I think deep down I just didn’t want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her.

    I decided I was going to park my motorcycle next to the garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the whole street when she came home. It was at that moment, crouching behind my bike , that I noticed that the valve covers on my engine seemed to be leaking a little oil.

    Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the dealer?

  2. #2

    Your coat sir.....
    Your taxi awaits outside!

  3. #3
    Classic the old one are always the best.

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    well i thought you must be mad posting that on here but heyo ho, got me though...dont no anything about valves

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    Women are like motorcycles, your hands will always be dirty and your pockets always empty?

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    "Anything with tits or wheels is bound to cause problems" !

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    If it flies, f**ks or floats it's cheaper to rent it.

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    I was reading that and thought hell but spot on it got me too.

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    For those that do want to keep tabs on kids or cheating wives this site is very good.

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    I know my wife is cheating on me!, I found the motorcycle was ticking when I went in the garage!
    (The Unspeakable In Pursuit Of The Uneatable.) " If I can help, I will help!." Former S.A.C.S. member!

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