Mr Cadbury met Ms Rowntree on a Double Decker, it was After Eight, they got off at Quality Street. He asked her name "Polo, im the one with the hole" she siad with a Wispa. "Im Marathon, the one with the Nuts" he replied. He touched her Creme Eggs & slipped his hand into her Snickers. He fondled her Flap Jacks & she rubbed his Tic Tacs. It was a Fab moment as she screamed in Turkish Delight & he shot his chewy centre. But 3 days later his Sherbet Dib Dap started to itch. Turns out Miss Rowntree had been with Bertie Basset & he f**ks Allsorts.