Woman goes to the doctors and complains that every time she moves she farts. "However says she "there is no smell and you can't hear them" Doctor asks her to move her arms then her legs "Ok" says the quack "I will wright you a perscription" Looking at it the woman
says "This is for ear drops what good will that do" Doctor says " well we'll get your ears sorted out then we will have a go at your nose"