two irish blokes are out in the woods hunting .when paddy says i am bursting
for a ***** .but haven"t any thing to wipe my ass on.
murphy says have you got a fiver?
yes say"s paddy, well use that.
so paddy goe"s off for 5 minutes and come"s back with **** all over his hands and clothes.
murphy say"s WHAT THE **** HAPPENED TO YOU?
paddy looks at him and goes" have you ever tried to wipe your arse with
3 pound coins ,five 20ps and two 50 pence pieces?