Paddy asked the Doctor if he had ever laughed
at a patient "in over 20 years i have'nt,
I always remain professional". With that paddy
dropped his trousers revealing the tiniest willie
the Doctor had ever seen. It was smaller than
a AAA battery. Doc burst out into uncontrolable
laughter, wipes away his tears,takes a deep
breath & says "I'm sorry, I really am, it won't
happen again. Now how can I help you".

Paddy replies " it's swollen".