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    self defence

    Little guy sat at the end of the bar when all of a sudden a thug walks up to him, smacks him straight in the mouth and says ''That's Kung Fu, from Japan''. A bit later on the Thug walks over again and smacks the guy again and says ''Thats Karate, from China''.
    The little guy gets up and leaves the bar. Some time later the little guy comes back into the bar, aproaches the thug and smacks the him knocking him out cold, then turns to the barman and says ''when that t**t wakes up, tell him that was a F**kin shovel from B+Q''

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