Four mates plan the perfect camping trip.
2 days before they go Paddy's wife tells him he's not go'n.
His mates are disappointed but decide to go anyway.
2 days later the three mates arrive at the site, to find Paddy
sittin with the tent set up and the BBQ going. 1 mate says
" Paddy how did you persuade your wife to let you come".
Paddy replies " well last night a was sittin in my chair,
and she came in to see me in a see through nightie,
led me upstairs & handcuffed herself to the bed.
Then she said " do what ever you want",
"so here I am"