An old retired sailor put on his uniform
and goes down the docks once more for
old times sake. He then hires a prostitute
and takes her up to a room. He's going at
it the best he can for a guy of his age,and ask's
"how am i doing". The prostitute replies
"well sailor your doing about 3 knots"
"3 knots" he replies, "whats that supposed
to mean". She replies
"your knot hard,
your knot in,
and your certainly knot getting your feckin money back".