A young polish girl stows away on a ship,
so she can start a new life in America.
3 weeks later she is found and brought
before the Captain. He ask's "what are
you doing on my boat".
She replies " I have met a scottish sailor
and he is stowing me away till we get to
America. He brings me 3 meals a day, in
return I let him pump me every night".
Captain "Oh he's pumping you alright,
this is the DUNOON FERRY!!!!!!