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    The Wee Glesga Budgie

    A fella bought a Budgie!
    It kept repeating "Ah'm a wee Glesga Budgie Ah'm hard as fxxk"

    After a week the guy was so fed up he bought a Kestrel! and put it in the cage saying
    "Let's see how hard you are Now"

    Next morning the Kestrel was dead!
    The budgie said "Ah'm a wee Glesga budgie Ah'm hard as fxxk"

    The guy went out and bought a Buzzard! and put it in the cage!
    Next morning the Buzzard was lying dead!
    The budgie said "Ah'm a wee Glesga budgie Ah'm hard as fxxk"

    The guy was livid by now so went out and bought a Golden Eagle and put it in the cage!
    Next morning the Golden Eagle was dead! and the budgie was sitting with no feather's on!

    The budgie said!



    "Had to take ma jaikit aff fur tha yin"
    Your a long time dead, enjoy every day like it's your last!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by black lab View Post
    A fella bought a Budgie!
    It kept repeating "Ah'm a wee Glesga Budgie Ah'm hard as fxxk"

    After a week the guy was so fed up he bought a Kestrel! and put it in the cage saying
    "Let's see how hard you are Now"

    Next morning the Kestrel was dead!
    The budgie said "Ah'm a wee Glesga budgie Ah'm hard as fxxk"

    The guy went out and bought a Buzzard! and put it in the cage!
    Next morning the Buzzard was lying dead!
    The budgie said "Ah'm a wee Glesga budgie Ah'm hard as fxxk"

    The guy was livid by now so went out and bought a Golden Eagle and put it in the cage!
    Next morning the Golden Eagle was dead! and the budgie was sitting with no feather's on!

    The budgie said!



    "Had to take ma jaikit aff fur tha yin"
    I bet it might have struggled a little with those hot arse midges though

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mannlicher_Stu View Post
    I bet it might have struggled a little with those hot arse midges though
    What the Midges with the teeth like Red Rum?
    Your a long time dead, enjoy every day like it's your last!!!

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    fantastic

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