Teacher is standing if front of her class of young pupils,when a little girl put,s her hand up,
"please miss i need a p**s!" that,s not a very nice thing to say lucy! exclamed the teacher. if you need a wee put your hand up and say "please miss can i be excused i,d like to do a no1!" that,s much nicer.
The lesson goe,s on after a while a little boy put,s his hand up "please miss i,m desperate for a s**t!" what a horrible thing to say johnny! exclamed the teacher if you need a pooh put your hand up and say "please miss can i be excused i,d like to do a no2! that,s much nicer.
The lesson carry,s on when the teacher notices a little boy sitting at the back crying his eyes out, the teacher calls to him what ever is the matter samuel? well miss! i want to f**t and i don,t know what number it is!!