An elderly Scottish Jew has decided to take it a little easier and take
> >> up golf.
> >> So he puts his name down at the local club.
> >> After a week he receives a message that his application has been turned
> >> down. So he goes down to the club to enquire why.
> >>
> >> Secretary: You are aware that this is a Scottish golf club?
> >>
> >> Scot: Aye but I am as Scottish as you are Jock.
> >>
> >> Secretary: This means that on formal occasions we wear kilts.
> >>
> >> Scot: Aye, so do I.
> >>
> >> Secretary: You are aware that we wear nothing under our kilts?
> >>
> >> Scot: Aye, neither do I.
> >>
> >> Secretary: But you are a Jew?
> >>
> >> Scot: Aye, I be that.
> >>
> >> Secretary: So you are circumcised?
> >>
> >> Scot: Aye, I be that too.
> >>
> >> Secretary: I am terribly sorry, but the members just would not feel
> >> comfortable with that.
> >>
> >> Scot: Ach, away with ya man. I know that you have to be a Protestant to
> >> march with the Orangemen.
> >> And I know that you have to be a Catholic to become a Knight of Saint
> >> Columbus.
> >> But this is the first time I heard that you have to be a complete *****
> >> to join a golf club.
> >>
> >
> >