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    Odd Coloured Penis. (Last 1 for a bit)

    A young chap went to see his doctor complaining that he had an orange penis.

    "How long has your penis been this colour?" "About a week I think"

    "Are you in a relationship?" "No"

    "Ok, take these pills twice a day and come back to see me in 5 days"

    5 Days later.

    "So, you are not in a relationship, what do you do for a living?" "I'm unemployed"

    "Ok, I'm going to give you these stronger pills; I'd like you to see me in 2 days"

    2 Days later.

    "So, you are not in a relationship and you are unemployed", "So what exactly do you do all day?"

    "Oh, I just sit around watching pornography and eating cheesy wotsits".

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    Oh, I do like cheesy wotsits, never combined them with pornography though. Till now anyway

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    scampi fries and porn

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