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    As 2012 approaches

    It's 2012 and it's the Olympics in London ..

    A Scotsman, an Englishman and an Irishman want to get in, but they haven't got tickets.

    The Scotsman picks up a manhole cover, tucks it under his arm and

    Walks to the gate.

    "McTavish, Scotland " he says, "Discus" and in he walks.

    The Englishman picks up a length of scaffolding and slings it over his shoulder.

    "Waddington-Smythe, England " he says, "Pole vault" and in he walks.

    The Irishman looks around and picks up a roll of barbed wire and

    Tucks it under his arm.

    "O'Malley, Ireland ," he says, "Fencing".

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