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    3 Short Ones.

    A Muslim kid can't find his Mum in the supermarket. The store attendant says 'What does your Mum look like?'

    The kid says ' Buggered if I know...'


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    There has been another tsunami in Japan that has wiped out a lemonade factory.
    Over 300 people schwepped away.

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    Went to see a great topless female ventriloquist today, not once did I see her lips move!

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    Quote Originally Posted by squirrelnutkin View Post
    A Muslim kid can't find his Mum in the supermarket. The store attendant says 'What does your Mum look like?'

    The kid says ' Buggered if I know...'


    ----------------------------


    There has been another tsunami in Japan that has wiped out a lemonade factory.
    Over 300 people schwepped away.

    --------------------------------




    Went to see a great topless female ventriloquist today, not once did I see her lips move!
    Which lips didnt you see move?

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