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    Long Life

    Bless her little heart.....How sweet........ The secret to long life...





    A doctor on his morning walk, noticed the old lady pictured above. She was sitting on
    her front step smoking a cigar, so he walked up to her and said,

    "I couldn't help but notice how happy you look! What is your secret?"



    "I smoke ten cigars a day," she said. "Before I go to bed, I smoke a nice

    big joint. Apart from that, I drink a whole bottle of Jack Daniels every

    week, and eat only junk food. On weekends, I pop pills, have sex, and I

    don't exercise at all."



    "That is absolutely amazing! How old are you?"



    "Forty," she replied

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sherwin View Post
    There is no confusion in it that we must do exercise for long life...
    The mean of the long is that enhancement the duration of healthy life..
    I am not sure but you seem to have got this Joke forum muddled up with a health forum. Or you have missed the humour of this joke and think it is a true story
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    I get the feeling that Sherwin is either a spammer or mentally ill.

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    Or both
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