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    Two Nuns

    Two nuns walking along a country road when all of a sudden this man jumps out of the bushes and rapes both of them.

    One Nun says to the other .
    What are we going to say to Mother Superior when we get back, how are we going to tell her that we have been raped twice in one day!

    The other Nun stopped a while deep in thought and replied.
    Dont you mean once ! You have been raped once and I have been raped once.

    The other nun replied.

    Arnt we coming back the same way then?

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    You forgot the bit about one of the nuns saying "forgive them lord, for they know not what they do" and the other nun saying "speak for yourself, mine certainly does!"

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