My Daughter came up over Easter and she got talking about getting married.

She then asked me about the bird and the bees as she is a bit slow in that respect.

I told her if she had any question not to hesitate like any good father would do.

She stopped and thought for a while and she then blurted out.

Dad what are those two round things 14" from the end of my boyfriends penis so I told her. I dont know what he calls them but I call the m the cheeks of my arse