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    uk census returned!!!!

    .If this offends then you have no idea or too much money

    They sent my Census form back!!

    In answer to the question, 'Do you have any dependants?',

    I put, 'Asylum seekers, gypos, smack heads, unemployable *******s, the cast of The Jeremy Kyle Show, Northern Rock, RBS, Ireland, Portugal and half of ****in Eastern Europe!'

    ................. Apparently this wasn't an acceptable answer.

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    Bonnie Scotland
    You forgot to mention the civil service bean counters... That'll probably be why they returned your forms for correction.

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