Four mates plan the perfect shooting trip.Two days before they go Paddy's wife tells him he's not allowed to go. Paddy's mates are disapointed but decide to go without him anyway. Two days later the three mates arrive at the shooting lodge to find Paddy sitting with his feet up with a pint in his hand.One mate says,"Paddy how did you persuade the wife to let you come ? "Paddy say's well last night i was sat in my chair and she came to me in a see through nightie.. stockings..and crotchless panties and led me up stairs. She handcuffs herself to the bed, then she said do what ever you want ?"..."So here i am" !!!!