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    Interesting Word.

    Perhaps one of the most interesting and colourful words in the English language is the word "f**k". It is the one magical word, which, just by its sound, can describe pain, pleasure, love and hate.
    In language, "f**k" falls into many grammatical categories. It can be used as a verb, both transitive (John f**ked Mary) and intransitive (Mary was f**ked by John). It can be an active verb (John really gives a f**k) or a passive verb (Mary really doesn't give a f**k); or an adverb (Mary is f**king interested in John), and as a noun (Mary is a terrific f**k). It can be used as an adjective (Mary is f**king beautiful).
    As you can see, there are very few words with the versatility of "f**k".

    Besides its sexual connotations, this incredible word can be used to describe many situations:

    Greetings.... How the f**k are you?
    Fraud.... I got f**ked by the car dealer.
    Dismay.... Oh, f**k it!
    Trouble.... Well, I guess I'm f**ked now.
    Aggression.... F**k you.
    Disgust.... F**k me.
    Confusion.... What the f**k...?
    Difficulty.... I don't understand this f**king business.
    Despair.... F**ked again.
    Incompetence.... He f**ks up everything.
    Displeasure.... What the f**k is going on here?
    Lost.... Where the f**k are we?
    Disbelief.... Unf**kingbelieveable.
    Retaliation.... Up your f**king ass.
    Telling time.... I have to work till 5 o-f**king-clock.

    It can be used in an anatomical description -- "He's a f**king asshole."
    It can be used to tell time -- "It's five f**king thirty."
    It can be used in business -- "How did I wind up with this f**king job?"
    It can be maternal -- as in "Motherf**ker".
    It can be religious f**k the Muslims.
    It can be religious again f**k Jews too.
    It can be geographical -- America's going to be f**ked soon.
    It can be political -- "F**k the Government."

    And, never forget General Custer's last words: "Where did all them f**king Indians come from?"

    Or the Mayor of Hiroshima: "What the f**k was that?"

    And last, but not least, the immortal words of the Captain of the Titanic: "Where is all this f**king water coming from?"

    The mind fairly boggles at the many creative uses of the word. How can anyone be offended when you say f**k?

    Use it frequently in your daily speech; it adds to your prestige.

    Today - say to someone "F**k You!"

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    "Have you seen this f*****g gas bill??. (Adolf Hitler)

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    Thumbs up Interesting word

    Quote Originally Posted by 243ack View Post
    "Have you seen this f*****g gas bill??. (Adolf Hitler)
    Like it.

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    From my list -

    The captain of the Titanic said "full speed ahead and f**k the icebergs

    also -

    John Lennon "Bet thats not a real f***ing gun"
    Donald Campbell "the f***ing throttle stuck"
    President Nixon "who the f**k's gonna know"?
    Space shuttle captain "who let the f***in woman drive"?
    Nikki Lauda "I said I could smell f***ing petrol"
    Cecil Parkinson "shes just a f***ing secretary"
    Belgrano Captain "We're ok. I'm just outside the f***king exclusion zone"
    Anne Boleyn "Heads are going to f***ing roll"
    Guy Fawkes "wait until they hear this f***er"
    Sir Walter Raleigh "another good coat f***ed".
    Saddam Hussein "They won't give a f*** about Kuwait"

    Handle every stressful situation like a dog. If you can't eat it, hump it or learn from it then piss on it and walk away.

    "HOSPITALITY" - the art of making guests feel at home (when you wish they were).

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