A Geordie goes with a Wigan prostitute.
Drops his pants, and gets his cock out..
The lass says: "By eck ! That's a gud en'"
He says: "What's that, a gud en'?"
She replies: "It means a big one!"
She drops her knickers....
And he says: "By eck !! That's a canny un!"
She says: What's a canny un?"
He replies: "A big f**king valley that cowboys ride through !!!"