Hung Chow calls into work and says, 'Hey, I no come work
today, I really sick .Got headache, stomach ache and legs
hurt, I no come work.'

The boss says, 'You know something, Hung Chow, I really
need you today. When I feel sick like you do, I go to my
wife and tell her to give me wild sex. That makes everything
better and I go to work...... you try that.'

Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. 'I do what you
say boss and now I feel great. Thank you, you very kind

boss, I be at work very the way boss, you got
very nice house'