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    German Sex

    A German approaches a lady of ill repute and says "I vish to buy sex mit you"

    "OK" says the girl, "I charge 100 dollars an hour"

    "Ist goot, but I must varn you, I am a little kinky"

    " No problem" she replies cautiously, "I can do a little kinky"

    So off they go to the girl's flat, where the German produces four large bedsprings and a duck call whistle.

    "I vant you to tie ze springs to each of your limbs."

    The girl finds this very strange, but complies, fastening the springs to her hands and knees.

    "Now you will get on all fours."

    She duly does this balancing on the springs.

    "You vill please blow zis vistle as I make love to you."

    She finds all this very odd, but figures it's harmless, and the guy is paying.

    The sex is fantastic.

    She is bounced all over the room by the energetic German, all the time honking on the duck call.

    The climax is the most sensational she has ever experienced and it is several minutes before she has recovered her breath.

    Finally she gasps "That was totally amazing........what do you call that?"

    "Ah", says the German, "Four-sprung duck technique."

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    (seemed appropriate)
    "There comes in the dead of night a hand of cold steel that plucks the German sentries from their posts"
    WSC 1942

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