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    Enforced Absence.

    Harry Mac has not been communing with the woods now for about 5 weeks and it's killing me.
    The wife had an operation on her foot on 13 May and has been in plaster ever since. This has effectively put me in the position of cook, child minder, driver, cleaner, teasmaid and bottle washer and put an end to my stalking until she gets the pot off.
    Only another 3 weeks to go and I'll be crawling through the leaf litter again. Should be just in time for the roe rut; provided it's all healed properly.
    You can't say muntjac without saying, Mmmmmm.

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    Harry you just need to be up very very early get a couple of hours in the woods and be home before your missed, its the only time of year you can !

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    Harry I have been in your shoes and some a couple of times over the last few years, but don’t worry Harry there are some things more important than stalking, and you will be back in the woods soon. Then you will appreciate it all the more for being away.

    ATB

    Tahr

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    Quote Originally Posted by prometheus View Post
    Harry you just need to be up very very early get a couple of hours in the woods and be home before your missed, its the only time of year you can !
    Don't thik it's not ocurred to me. She soon put the kybosh on that one
    You can't say muntjac without saying, Mmmmmm.

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    How about bribing the eldest child to run the morning shift, under the name of a character-building exercise, and you nip off to put some blood on the ground?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Harry mac View Post
    Don't thik it's not ocurred to me. She soon put the kybosh on that one
    Oh well i suppose by the time she is back on her feet you will have earned loads of house points and a lot of liberty passes

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grandhubert View Post
    How about bribing the eldest child to run the morning shift, under the name of a character-building exercise, and you nip off to put some blood on the ground?

    At 2 and a half, he's not old enough for bribes just yet.
    You can't say muntjac without saying, Mmmmmm.

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    Quote Originally Posted by prometheus View Post
    Oh well i suppose by the time she is back on her feet you will have earned loads of house points and a lot of liberty passes
    Here's hoping!
    You can't say muntjac without saying, Mmmmmm.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Harry mac View Post
    At 2 and a half, he's not old enough for bribes just yet.
    (Scraping bottom of the barrel)

    Rusks?

    How about men who owe you favours or money,....no wait ******** to that......there is another way but the sacrifice is great.....

    Mother or mother-in-law.....

    I can't believe I said that, I've come out in a cold sweat....

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    Luv it
    Aslong as the OH is on the mend the stalking can keep, but it still don't mean you can't chomp at the bit for a bit while longer

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