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Thread: Could this be the answer to all our problems ??

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    Could this be the answer to all our problems ??

    Dear Mr. Cameron,

    Please find below our suggestion for fixing the UK's economy.

    Instead of giving billions of pounds to banks that will squander the money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following plan.

    You can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan:

    There are about 10 million people over 50 in the work force.

    Pay them 1 million each severance for early retirement with the following stipulations:

    1) They MUST retire.
    Ten million job openings - unemployment fixed

    2) They MUST buy a new British car.
    Ten million cars ordered - Car Industry fixed

    3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage -
    Housing Crisis fixed

    4) They MUST send their kids toschool/college/university -
    Crime rate fixed

    5) They MUST buy 100 WORTH of alcohol/tobacco a week .....
    And there's your money back in duty/tax etc

    It can't get any easier than that!

    P.S. If more money is needed, have all members of parliament pay back their falsely claimed expenses and second home allowances

    If you think this would work, please forward to everyone you know.

    Let's put the pensioners in jail and the criminals in a nursing home.

    This way the pensioners would have access to showers, hobbies and walks.

    They'd receive unlimited free prescriptions, dental and medical treatment, wheel chairs etc and they'd receive money instead of paying it out.

    They would have constant video monitoring, so they could be helped instantly, if they fell, or needed assistance.

    Bedding would be washed twice a week, and all clothing would be ironed and returned to them.

    A guard would check on them every 20 minutes and bring their meals and snacks to their cell.

    They would have family visits in a suite built for that purpose.

    They would have access to a library, weight room, spiritual counseling, pool and education.

    Simple clothing, shoes, slippers, PJ's and legal aid would be free, on request.

    Private, secure rooms for all, with an exercise outdoor yard, with gardens.

    Each senior could have a PC a TV radio and daily phone calls.

    There would be a board of directors to hear complaints, and the guards would have a code of conduct that would be strictly adhered to.

    The criminals would get cold food, be left all alone and unsupervised. Lights off at 8pm, and showers once a week. Live in a tiny room and pay 600.00 per week and have no hope of ever getting out.

    Think about this (more points of contention):

    Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that during the mad cow epidemic our government could track a single cow, born in Appleby almost three years ago, right to the stall where she slept in the county of Cumbria?

    And, they even tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 125,000 illegal immigrants wandering around our country. Maybe we should give each of them a cow.
    Think about this ... If you don't want to forward this for fear of offending someone -- YOU ARE PART OF THE PROBLEM! It is time for us grumpy old folk of Britain to speak up!
    Moan over for today don't feel so bad now

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    no benefits for immigrants
    no free nhs for immigrants
    50% tax on all immigrants
    50k fine per person for employing immigrants without the proper paperwork
    child molesters /killers shot
    life in prison means life ,so save cash and shoot them as well
    while you have the gun out shoot,;politicians,bankers and anybody who works at the news of the world

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    This shooting of child molesters and killers, is there a best practice guidance for it and where do I sign up?
    Below is a link to my website.
    Quad sticks

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    Quote Originally Posted by limulus View Post
    This shooting of child molesters and killers, is there a best practice guidance for it and where do I sign up?
    First step is to put in a variation for a "Human(e) Destruction" clause to be added to your FAC

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    I would vote for you to be prime minister

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    we could not be in charge ,we know our fathers ,have a sense of humour ,do not lie,unlike the lying,misrable,b*stards we have now.

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    where men are men and sheep are worried
    Brilliant whsh i could print that off and post it to my local councilor !

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    yes yes yes why do we put up with this dictatorship, politicians are mainly ,largely ,mostly ,almost certainly corrupt ,liars ,cheaters ,filling their pockets with our cash ,i am with you up the revolution !

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