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    Sore rectum

    A bloke from Barnsley wakes up with a sore rectum. He goes to the shop and says to the shopkeeper, "Nah then, does tha sell arrse cream?" The shopkeeper replies, "Aye lad, we do. Does tha want a Magnum, or a Cornetto?"

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    thats is great
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    I had a really sore ar$e the other day after a really hot curry. I mentioned it to the wife and she said "ring sting". I said, what makes you think he'll be able to help.

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