Not sure if this has been on before, apologies if it has

Should a Child Witness Birth?

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Due to a power cut, only one paramedic responded to the call. The house was very dark so the paramedic asked Matthew, a 5-year old boy, to hold a flashlight high over his mommy so he could see while he helped deliver the baby. Very diligently, Matthew did as he was asked. Heidi pushed and pushed and, after a little while, Connor was born. The paramedic lifted him by his little feet and spanked him on his bottom. Connor began to cry. The paramedic then thanked Matthew for his help and asked the wide-eyed 5-year old what he thought about what he had just witnessed. Matthew quickly responded, "He shouldn't have crawled in there in the first place..........spank his
ass again!"